Friday, July 10, 2009
Saturday, June 20, 2009
And How was the day?
Right in the morning, the first thing that pops my mind is that whether there is anything to worry about today. There is this office, where there was not much issues to worry about or things that will make me wrinkle my face. But that was the problem. If there is nothing to worry about...then I feel I am bored to hell.
Saturday, June 06, 2009
TOP 20 funniest one-liners
1
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
3
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
4
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
5
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
6
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
7
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
8
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
9
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
10
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
11
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
12
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
13
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
14
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
15
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
16
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
17
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
18
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
19
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
20
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
3
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
4
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
5
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
6
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
7
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
8
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
9
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
10
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
11
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
12
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
13
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
14
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
15
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
16
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
17
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
18
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
19
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
20
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Friday, May 15, 2009
Thursday, May 07, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
The Thing Is
to love life, to love it even
when you have no stomach for it
and everything you’ve held dear
crumbles like burnt paper in your hands,
your throat filled with the silt of it.
When grief sits with you, its tropical heat
thickening the air, heavy as water
more fit for gills than lungs;
when grief weights you like your own flesh
only more of it, an obesity of grief,
you think, How can a body withstand this?
Then you hold life like a face
between your palms, a plain face,
no charming smile, no violet eyes,
and you say, yes, I will take you
I will love you, again.
- Ellen Bass
when you have no stomach for it
and everything you’ve held dear
crumbles like burnt paper in your hands,
your throat filled with the silt of it.
When grief sits with you, its tropical heat
thickening the air, heavy as water
more fit for gills than lungs;
when grief weights you like your own flesh
only more of it, an obesity of grief,
you think, How can a body withstand this?
Then you hold life like a face
between your palms, a plain face,
no charming smile, no violet eyes,
and you say, yes, I will take you
I will love you, again.
- Ellen Bass
Friday, January 02, 2009
Change
2008 has come to an end. I know it is too late now to post about 2008 since it is almost 25 hours since it came to an end. For me the end has not come with a sign "Thank God It's Over", like the media did. Personally it was good year. I feel I am continuously improving my net worth.
In 2009 I want to see lot of changes in some areas around me. I want to get adventurous and take chances with life.
01. I want learn new things that will continuously improve my performance in the professional side.
02. I want to leave a budgeted life and save as much as possible for the winter of my life.
03. I want to spent more time with my son as he is in his best years now.
04. I want to travel to new places of spiritual interests.
In 2009 I want to see lot of changes in some areas around me. I want to get adventurous and take chances with life.
01. I want learn new things that will continuously improve my performance in the professional side.
02. I want to leave a budgeted life and save as much as possible for the winter of my life.
03. I want to spent more time with my son as he is in his best years now.
04. I want to travel to new places of spiritual interests.
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Saturday, November 22, 2008
l'Eco di Bru
“ When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Financial Crisis
I am worried about what is happening in US of A. We were all looking at this country, with awe, due to its economic power and now the news is that the system is slowly crumbling. The recent debacle relating to AIG and the fallen Lehman Brothers almost brings the employees in every other MNCs' a thought or two about there own employment status. The Government, through Mr. Chidambaram has assured that we are not much effected since our exposures are miniscule. Man of many words, Mr. Montek says that ""We have not been as exposed to these new and innovative instruments, which have been the source of financial distress internationally... So I do not think that direct impact on the Indian financial system is going to be significant at all," .....so thats a big relief.
Saturday, September 20, 2008
"Symptoms of Inner Peace"
Some signs and symptoms of inner peace: * A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than on fears based on past experiences.
* An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment.
* A loss of interest in judging other people.
* A loss of interest in judging self.
* A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others.
* A loss of interest in conflict.
* A loss of the ability to worry. (This is a very serious symptom.)
* Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation.
* Contented feelings of connectedness with others and nature.
* Frequent attacks of smiling.
* An increasing tendency to let things happen rather than make them happen.
* An increased susceptibility to the love extended by others as well as the uncontrollable urge to extend it.
"Symptoms of Inner Peace" © 1984 Saskia
* An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment.
* A loss of interest in judging other people.
* A loss of interest in judging self.
* A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others.
* A loss of interest in conflict.
* A loss of the ability to worry. (This is a very serious symptom.)
* Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation.
* Contented feelings of connectedness with others and nature.
* Frequent attacks of smiling.
* An increasing tendency to let things happen rather than make them happen.
* An increased susceptibility to the love extended by others as well as the uncontrollable urge to extend it.
"Symptoms of Inner Peace" © 1984 Saskia
Monday, September 01, 2008
Empty Mind
For the past two weeks, I am out of job, that means, there is little to think and worry about. The problem having plenty of time in hand is that that I don't know what to do with it. There is this little tension which keeps sleep away from me. I feel as if I am missing the world when I am asleep....
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Mistakes
“Do not brood over your past mistakes and failures as this will only fill your mind with grief, regret and depression. Do not repeat them in the future.” - Swami Vivekanda
I would like to keep the dates I have with my journals. It would have been interesting, had I, faithfully kept a dairy and recorded all the events in my life. The worrying thing about me is that I don't remember my mistakes...I am been contended with my life and still I keep doing mistakes again and again. It is better to write down how I felt when a mistake has occurred...it is good to revisit that feeling so that the mistake is not repeated again.
I would like to keep the dates I have with my journals. It would have been interesting, had I, faithfully kept a dairy and recorded all the events in my life. The worrying thing about me is that I don't remember my mistakes...I am been contended with my life and still I keep doing mistakes again and again. It is better to write down how I felt when a mistake has occurred...it is good to revisit that feeling so that the mistake is not repeated again.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Sunday, March 09, 2008
Dreams Of Desire`
This poem totally touched my heart...
It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for
and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing.
It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool
for love, for your dreams, for the adventure of being alive.
It doesn’t interest me what planets are squaring your moon…
I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, if you have been opened by life’s betrayals or have become shrivelled and closed from fear of further pain.
I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own, without moving to hide it
or fade it or fix it.
I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or your own,
if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, be realistic, to remember the limitations of being human.
It doesn’t interest me if the story you are telling me is true.
I want to know if you can disappoint another to be true to yourself. If you can bear the accusation of betrayal and not betray your own soul. If you can be faithless and therefore trustworthy.
I want to know if you can see Beauty even when it is not pretty every day.
And if you can source your own life from its presence.
I want to know if you can live with failure, yours and mine, and still stand on the edge of the lake and shout to the silver of the full moon, “Yes.”
It doesn’t interest me to know where you live or how much money you have.
I want to know if you can get up after a night of grief and despair weary and bruised to the bone and do what needs to be done to feed the children.
It doesn’t interest me who you know or how you came to be here.
I want to know if you will stand in the center of the fire with me and not shrink back.
It doesn’t interest me where or what or with whom you have studied.
I want to know what sustains you from the inside when all else falls away.
I want to know if you can be alone with yourself and if you truly like the company you keep in the empty moments.
© 1995 by Oriah House, From “Dreams Of Desire”
It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for
and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing.
It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool
for love, for your dreams, for the adventure of being alive.
It doesn’t interest me what planets are squaring your moon…
I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, if you have been opened by life’s betrayals or have become shrivelled and closed from fear of further pain.
I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own, without moving to hide it
or fade it or fix it.
I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or your own,
if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, be realistic, to remember the limitations of being human.
It doesn’t interest me if the story you are telling me is true.
I want to know if you can disappoint another to be true to yourself. If you can bear the accusation of betrayal and not betray your own soul. If you can be faithless and therefore trustworthy.
I want to know if you can see Beauty even when it is not pretty every day.
And if you can source your own life from its presence.
I want to know if you can live with failure, yours and mine, and still stand on the edge of the lake and shout to the silver of the full moon, “Yes.”
It doesn’t interest me to know where you live or how much money you have.
I want to know if you can get up after a night of grief and despair weary and bruised to the bone and do what needs to be done to feed the children.
It doesn’t interest me who you know or how you came to be here.
I want to know if you will stand in the center of the fire with me and not shrink back.
It doesn’t interest me where or what or with whom you have studied.
I want to know what sustains you from the inside when all else falls away.
I want to know if you can be alone with yourself and if you truly like the company you keep in the empty moments.
© 1995 by Oriah House, From “Dreams Of Desire”
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