Multiple Personalities: April 2007

Sunday, April 22, 2007

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
A day without sunshine is, like, night.
I intend to live forever - so far so good.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to theability to reach it.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
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Multiple Personalities